Photoshop Sux

I hate Photoshop. I could happily 'lasso' that teacher, push him into a 'marquee', drop 3 'layers' on top of him and 'collapse' them, pour the annoying 'paint bucket' over his stupid head and shove the 'magic wand' up his 'metadata'. That's how much I hate photoshop! Now I'm going to meditate on the picture my 10 year old nephew has taped to his bedroom door and try and calm down.